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VanDerElstVenerator
1:30 Fri Dec 20
Re: 10-inch Penis Fish
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A Kiwi ex-colleague of mine knew a bloke who had worked in a morgue in Australia and had access to post-autopsy body parts. Occasionally he would smuggle out a penis which he would take to a pub and tuck behind his zip, then unzip at the urinals and pretend to pee with it. After a few seconds he'd start swaying and groaning like a very ill person, and then let the knob fall into the urinals tray. And then laugh his head off as the other blokes fled screaming.
Next time a 10-inch penis fish washes up on Leigh beach I'm going to try this.
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